between the sheets 

A phrase that can be used at the end of any fortune cookie parable.

"In the near future you will have friends and fame...between the sheets."

between the sheets by zoo007 March 23, 2004

Shmeat 

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

Shmeat by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

Shmee 

An exclamation used to express the likelihood that a course of action is not worth its effort. The term is loosely synonymous with meh, but with more zest.

"Hey, can you pick me up later on?"

"Shmee..."

Shmee by Mike October 17, 2008

Sheets 

Tired

I'm sheets man, gon' go bed

Sheets by Lizzy82 June 20, 2010

poop sheet 

A know-it-all who gives you a long explanation of something when you ask them a question.

1. Chad: Who is that fag in Pearl Harbor?
Kyle: I'm not sure who you are refering to. It couldn't be Matt Damon, my favorite actor, because he's not in that movie. It is Josh Hartnett. He was born on July 21, 1978 in San Francisco, CA. His name in the movie is Capt. Danny Walker. He recently starred in Lucky Number Sleven. He likes to eat ice cream sometimes, but only when it is hot outside.
Chad: You're gay. I just asked who the actor was. Thanks poop sheet.

poop sheet by poooop June 13, 2006

shmeat 

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

shmeat by jayrock April 26, 2005

Shmeat 

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

Shmeat by dend4u June 18, 2011