monkey love

Crazy animalistic sex requiring acrobatic poise... can also be termed monkey lovin'.

When the doctor asked how I sprained my back I replied, "from all the monkey lovin' last night... uNF!!!!!!!!!!!"

by BaNgaia April 19, 2005

monkey-hammer

To figuratively smash an idea, policy, or program, etc, in a furious and animated fashion. Wildly flail a thing or idea with reckless abandon and little apparent purpose.

He proceeded to monkey hammer her presentation, point by point, until the she was reduced to tears.

The Federal Reserve appears willing to monkey-hammer interest rates so low, and for so long, even the most dedicated savers will finally give up in exasperation.

by flemsnopes September 5, 2018

pebis monkey

A baboon that eats extremely small penises. See pebis.

Don't let the pebis monkey out of its cage, it might attack that asian man!

by Dave Burnside November 7, 2007

Spooge Monkey

One whose hands are always sticky from "spanking the monkey".

I went over to pick JB up for golf and that "spooge monkey" was at it again. or JB is such a "spooge monkey" no wonder he has such a monster slice.

by gmonk March 12, 2003

arse monkey

A man or woman who for some unknown reason will follow you around the place, copy your style or generally get on your tits/up your arse.

an Arse monkey has no imagination and will mimic or copy people

just got a new shirt in the Sales and that Arse monkey ...... had goes and gets one.


Saw ..... the other day she is a being right ficking Arse Monkey with her boyfriend.

by Rick Walford June 23, 2005

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

Moke

Mixing weed with tobacco and then smoking it out of a bong. Another term for mokey and headrockers. You have to snap the whole bowl. This term is used in Marin County, California and all around the Bay Area. The town of Mill Valley, California is a place where everybody smokes mokes and says mokes not headrockers or anything else.

"Dude you wanna smoke some mokes after school today?"

"That moke just made me zone-out for 5 minutes."

"THAT WAS A FAT MOKE !"

The Moke Out Mob from Mill Valley, California are people who represent taking fatty moke bong rips.

by Moke Out Mob December 3, 2009