Billie Evans uses her titties as a weapon of mass destruction. She is the filth of the summer and her body is a picture of beauty. Her name in latin means filthy slut
by filth196 February 07, 2014
by jwalden1878 October 16, 2019
Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
"Nothing that only men like is cool."
Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
Chad: "So?"
Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."
by hasbinbad October 18, 2021
Legend has it that if you touch Evan Halpenny good things come to you.... oh no wait nothing is better than Evan.
by mr.appleman April 10, 2021
A man from north carolina with a dick bigger than the equator. Rumor has it he use to jump off tables with his dick tucked between his legs.
by JRE617 April 30, 2021
A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.
by People definer56 September 15, 2021
Evan. A person who’s always so thoughtful, kind, amazing, cool, cute, sweet, considerate, protective and just overall the best human you’ll ever meet. If you find an Evan in your lifetime then don’t let go of him because i can assure ya you won’t find one again, he’s one of a kind <3
by Unknown.exe156 August 23, 2022