bed bug

a lazy cunt who stays in bed all day

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed

by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020

Bug Truck

A person, usually a child. That always has the most fashionable infection. They always get the flu, and/or always have a cold. They themselves don't really get sick themselves though. Just low grade symptoms.
On the other hand, if you spend any time close to them, you will most likely then get it.
Often becoming QUITE ill.

That little Mary. She came for a visit, now all our kids AND mom have a wicked fever. She's such a little 'bug truck'.

by PicassoIII August 6, 2011

Love Bug

THE MOST ANNOYING INSECTS IN THE WORLD

P1: The love bugs are so bad, we can't even see out the windshield!!
P2: I know right?!
P3: WOW
P4: CAR WASH HERE WE COME!!

by CAR USERS BEWARE OF LOVE BUGS May 5, 2019

Stink bug

When your significant other shits inside your urethra.

My old lady surprised me with a stink bug last night

by thegratefuldouche February 2, 2017

bug tennis

The act of passing a software issue back and forth between two developers, each claiming it's the other's responsibility. Usually in Bugzilla, though other issue-tracking software applications are acceptable.

Manager: Why hasn't that issue been fixed yet??
Employee: Ron and Jon have been playing bug tennis with it for weeks now...

by kwaping October 7, 2009

singing bug

Desert bug screams when +110 F. lives in palo verde trees.
little tiny bug 1" long ( hear 75 yards away from tree )

Yo dudes desert singing bug drives mexicans and gringos ( crazy ) north in summer california redwoods or anywhere.

cinco hombres pulled pistols fired away palo verde bugs just keeping singing!

by itichie_nocanpo July 4, 2006

Bug kink

Bug has a piss kink.

1: “what’s a bug kink?”
2: “oh, simply user bug#9008 on discord who ahs a piss kink !!”

by Piss kink haver October 18, 2021