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Boyfriend Shmoyfriend

Phrase used by the over confident male who pompously thinks he can win the heart... or more accurately the body of an already relationship stricken female.
Steve - " ide love to give her one.. "
Michelle - " she's got a boyfriend tho "
Steve - " Boyfriend Shmoyfriend "
by Steven Pacifico July 3, 2007
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Bowflex

:a fully erect penis that is slightly arched and oscillating up and down.
"Check out my bowflex Misty. This power rod has perfect form. Wrap your lips around it and avago."
by DJ Newman October 7, 2003
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gay-boyfriend

The Gay-Boyfriend is a homosexual man that is there to fill in when your real boyfriend is too busy or away.

He also is the person a girl will go to for advice in her current relationship. Like what a man means by what he says and how he says it.

He also enjoys going shopping, going to the salon, giving you fashion tips to drive your man crazy, and spending money on you when you can't really afford the most amazing pair of shoes or lipstick you've ever had the pleasure to run across.
Heather: "I love my gay-boyfriend, Chris."
Cheryl: "Why?"
Heather: "He talked me through what Josh REALLY meant when we were talking last night."
by Heatherisms November 21, 2009
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Cyber Married Boyfriend

A married man that you meet online in a social media setting and form a intimate relationship with.
I Facebook him day and night, talk about everything, even his trouble with his wife and job, text constantly and even fell in love. He's my cyber married boyfriend.
by @creativfluffer March 17, 2011
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boyfriend shorts

Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.
Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.
by Yo smitty May 12, 2008
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Boyfriend

Someone who is at first a friend but you begin to love and when you begin to love him you can't stop. His eyes are like magnets and he seriously is unlike anyone you will ever meet. You think about him even when you're with someone else. He's the guy that you came second and you didn't realize how much you loved him until it was too late because now that he doesn't love you anymore, you want him more than ever. You even cry over him even if you donât cry over guys. He is the funniest, craziest, most trustworthy, and amazing person you will ever meet. So if you EVER meet a guy like this DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIS LOVE or you will be the one crying in the end. Beware If His Name Is Jose. They're The Ones You Fall The Hardest For.
by Old Love October 23, 2011
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Bowflex

A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.
Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!
by xzybit December 14, 2005
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