Primordial soup

To cum in a belly button.

When i was about to cum, i pulled out and cummed on her stomach giving her the Primordial soup.

by Djinn305 May 27, 2014

womb soup

The tasty liquid secreted by the female once a month, similar to tomato soup. Connosieurs (those wearing Red Wings) like to both drink and play in this versatile substance. Some variants contain stringy pieces of meat.
A proportion of people do like to add some baby batter to make it more creamy during consumption.

She's on the blob, her pants have been dripping womb soup all week.

by Foxhill October 18, 2006

Water soup

(noun) A canned soup pronbably rationed during the thirties. The Homestar Runner can often be seen kicking old cans of water soup around.

The Homestar Runner: Oh that's just an old can of Water Soup. I've kicked it around since my dog went away in the flood of '28.

by bigfatnobody October 11, 2003

dingleberry soup

When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.

ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?

by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 25, 2005

soup in a cup

When someone burps in their hand, cups it, and opens it in someone's face. Similar to the buttercup, except you're burping.

Yath: "bro, your breath smells, go give Faith some soup in a cup."

by broosh December 13, 2013

Soup Opera

Any Food Network, Cooking Channel, or DIY etc. program or series that has nothing (or little) to do with the actual preparation of food, a recipe, or demonstration of a culinary technique. For example 'The Next Food Channel Star', 'Great Food Truck Race', or 'Cutthroat Kitchen'. Basically any show that centers around a contest, or serial (cereal) competition on any of the aforementioned networks!

'Cutthroat Kitchen' is a Food Network SOUP OPERA because its more a weekly culinary game show than a program about how to cook food!

or

'Next Food Network Star' is a SOUP OPERA because it draws the audience into the drama generated by the weekly trials backstabbing and gamesmanship) the various would-be stars must overcome to get their own Food Network program

by Minionlord September 20, 2014

Soup fucker

One who warms up soup, places it back into the can, puts a rubber glove over the top, then places the can between the mattress of his bed for purposes of deviant sex.

Jason ate so much chunky soup, he's a real soup fucker.

by JeZco July 19, 2012