alt vag

The butt, specifically in regards to hetero anal sex

Baby, tonight I want it in my alt vag.

by sugarmagn0lia March 11, 2017

Flappy vag energy

Them weird bitches who SWEAR theyre the shit

Mackenzie kept bragging about the fact she could take “my man”. Boy she must be a GODDESS .

She gives me flappy vag energy

by Have him January 21, 2021

Look Vag....

When your absolutely sick of another's bullshit and your finally going to say something to put said person straight. Essentially calling them a shortened version af vagina in a very derogatory manner..

Look Vag.... no one cares about your stupid problems.. WORK HARDER

by Willie shaverpus August 8, 2023

potato chip vag

A vagina that when explored via the mouth tastes like salt and tin foil.

"dude that chick Georgia had a potato chip vag"

by poosang November 5, 2014

Road to Vag Cig

Noun: a process by which an individual seeks to achieve gaining access to a vag cig ( a vagina that smells like a cigarette). This process involves deep meditation, laser focus and very hard work. Only the most elite poon hunters can endeavor such a difficult struggle.

Butler nems: Ay nigga, whats heater nems gettin into these days??
Koala Dawggie: Yo Kunt, that mangina boys on a quest for a vag cig. Hes been hittin that road to vag cig like a true nig. Day and night hes out there huntin through all them stanky vags lookin for that true perfect vag cig. He aint gonna stop til he hits that cig stankin pussy.

by ballplayer182 May 6, 2022

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 21, 2009

Vac-O-Vag

When a girl is having her period and is using a tampon, you go down on her and suck the tampon out of her vagina. It then becomes a Reverse Vac-O-Vag if you shoot the tampon back into her mouth when you kiss her.

Greg: Dude, Sarah was having her period so I tried to Vac-O-Vag her.
Nick: That's awesome, did you do a Reverse Vac-O-Vag?
Greg: Well, she wasn't actually using a tampon, so the blood just kinda went into my mouth...
Nick: Dude that's gross.
Greg: I fucking loved it!
Nick: We're not friends anymore. Sorry.

by Chode Master Flex December 13, 2008