Cheese on toast

It is what the it sounds like it is but it's either the poor man's meal or if u can't cook diddly shit than u cook cheese on toast

"Daaaaaad what's for tea ? " " the usual dear cheese on toast

by Minecraftkid72 November 24, 2017

French Toast

A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and burns them.

"Why does she have a burn mark on her back?"

"Cause I french toasted her last night"

by WaffleMan January 18, 2013

spam on toast

Amazing meal for all day

yo wants m spam on toast for breakie, lunch and dinner?

by BREADBIN April 12, 2004

Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.

Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.

by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009

Toaster Lovin'

When you fuck the brains out of your toaster, usually resulting in intense pleasurable feeling and a toasted dick. It is recommended that you eat a bagel whilst toaster lovin'.

1) Danny: I work at Einstein's Bagels just so I can do toaster lovin' all day long. Mmmm...

2) Chloe: I wish I were a toaster so I could get some toaster lovin'. Also, I want bagels inside me...

by tdnizzle111 May 30, 2011

get a toaster

If you sleep with more than 3 people in one organization then you are said to receive a toaster.

Dude, now we have to get her a toaster, what color was her bedroom?

I can't believe she's had sex with 3 of us this year, time to get a toaster.

by DD892010 November 1, 2010

Toasted

to be severely dissed up or mocked.

toaster hand symbol:
left hand, (turned sideways.in front)> *toaster.
right hand, (behind left palm) > *toast.
slide right hand up,

and POP that toast ; D

used in a sentence " OO, YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOASTED"

* usually accompanied by the 'toaster' hand symbol.

by Czechon Cortez December 21, 2009