Zodiac Stalker

That one person who is constantly asking other people their zodiac signs so they can find out everything about them.

Girl: Hey, did you see that bitch ask the water polo star what his zodiac sign was?
Girl 2: She's such a zodiac stalker.

by Shounen-Ai Princess July 7, 2016

corn stalking

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017

Guardian Stalker

A little thing with lots of legs that shoots deadly lasers at things, appears in Legend of Zelda, Breath of the Wild. You can also control them.

Link: Oh no! A guardian! Run!
Guardian Stalker: Haha die
Link: *jumps on and drives on top of a volcano*

by adhesivestiky October 23, 2018

half a stalk

When your penis becomes half-erect.

After she kissed my balls I suddenly got 'half a stalk'.

by captain doosh poo April 3, 2006

facebook stalker

a unknown character that into all the groups, fan clubs you are into on facebook.

John:dude i have notice this one chick that into all the stuff i'm into.
friend: she must be your facebook stalker!

by ur stalker(jk) April 13, 2010

Light Stalking

The act of spying, snooping and keeping track of something or someone without direct contact or revealing your obsession/psychotic tendencies.

I might have to drive by his house and do a little light stalking!

by Diet Coke 819 October 15, 2009

Cock Stalking

When one is peer pressured into dating or hooking up with someone. Opposite of cock blocking

Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom

Harold: I don't really want to go though

Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her

Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me

Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her

Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her

Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!

by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007