Smelting

(V.) - the act popping a girl's cherry, making her lose her virginty.

Guy 1: "Is Jill a virgin?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but not for long.. I heard Jack is smelting her tonight."

by Ivana Jackoff December 13, 2010

Seeltzu

1)A term of frustration
fuck, dang, darn, damn

2)Another term for something annoying
annoying, a piss off, aggravating

Can be combined with seeltz:
"Seeltzu seeltz!"

"Ah, seeltzu!";
"Well, that was seeltzu."

by Jexirian/JOssius/Nix May 5, 2004

stealthage

the art of running thruogh a crowded town jiggling your hands made even more classic if you do it at people.

fuck me gilly just did some serious stealthage on that bentley

by robisaponyboy March 7, 2008

stealth shocker

just a reglar old shocker, but this time, yor girl doesnt see it coming.

tiffany was surprised when she had the stealth shocker

by bitchpiss June 28, 2009

Smelt Bag

Using snot as lubricant in gay anal sex.

Jerry gave Ken a smelt bag last night cause they ran out of lube.

by jj12jj October 3, 2009

stealth offer rescission

To bring in a huge class of first year associates when there is very little work for them and then layoff over half of them only four months later.

To avoid the appearance of rescinding offers the New York office of Latham & Watkins brought in a massive class of first years even though there was no work for them and then laid off over half of them only four months later.

A young graduate of Harvard Law School lamented his stealth offer rescission and wondered why he hadn't chosen Skadden instead.

by Latham Diaries May 7, 2010

stealth douche

A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.

I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.

by sorkab August 4, 2010