Steltenkamp

A turd dwelling in the upper deck of your toilet, manifesting and marinating itself for a week or longer

While I was on vacation, my roommate left a Steltenkamp in my throne.

by WHAMMY! July 22, 2011

steenkamping

The act of sitting on the toilet for an unusually long time.

Where's Rob? Has he gone home?

Nah he's steenkamping, i saw him go to the toilet 45 mins ago....

by Aquarian84 February 24, 2020