Cherry Slurpee

When a virgin performs oral sex on a man.

Joan maintained her virginity by giving him a cherry slurpee.

by pwbinde February 17, 2012

alaskan slurpee

when a resident of alaska ejaculates into someone's mouth

damn courtney, you must get the best alaskan slurpees every night from your new boyfriend from juneau.

oh my god my eye!
eskimo surprise bitch!

by emilyriverboat January 16, 2008

Slurp off

The slurp off is a sex act. Similar to a blowjob, getting slurped off involves one's tounge being stuffed down the receiver's dickhole and proceeding to lick/slurp around within the testicles. The act of slurping off is illegal in 51 states.

Martin will Slurp off people for a quarter an hour.

by j9977 December 14, 2013

splump

to preform a hand job to a person of the obese state

"Last night at this kick ass party a splumping occured and it was the most disgusting thing id EVER seen."

by xthesmallonex August 20, 2006

slurp monkey

Suck ass; one who takes brown nosing to a new level.

Look at that brown ring around rob's neck. he is such a slurp monkey.

by The Stiffis October 3, 2007

Slurp-n-Turf

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!

That guy asked for a taste of my coke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.

by Niseyman March 28, 2009

Slurpee

Pussy licking

"I gave that girl a slurpee last night"

by Justin got arrested January 24, 2014