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Jewish Sober

Only drinks alcohol or takes drugs when it’s free.
Bartender: That’ll be 7’99
Me: Sorry I’m Jewish sober
by Benethemanbat July 10, 2025
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Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs
Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025
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Utah Sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of caffeine.
I am Utah Sober, I only drink Red Bulls.
by RoundenBrown August 23, 2025
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Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix
Hey man want a drink?”

No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight
“Cool, here’s some k”
by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025
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Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat
We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.
by Lombard King October 10, 2025
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Montana Sober

A term used to describe someone who is sober from everything except for beer.
Yeah man, I’m Montana Sober, I only drink beer now.
by ayejetski October 19, 2025
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Nebraska Sober

One who is sober from all drugs and alcohol except for cocaine
Yeah my buddy Lewis went Nebraska sober last week. He hasn’t slept once. Great kid and an even better family.
by GKBFWL November 6, 2025
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