Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
by Muskymule August 12, 2022
Get the Screaming Piratemug. individual is wearing pants so tight that it looks like the one butt cheek is fighting the other butt cheek for air; the pants are formed by the butt (typically tight shorts or leggings);
by 1Martini April 24, 2019
Get the Cheeks are Screamingmug. When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.
by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021
Get the The Screaming Seagullmug. by Matsu Robot June 23, 2022
Get the Screams in Spanishmug. The Happy Family sticker on that car's rear windshield screams that the Sherbrooke family has 3 children and 1 cat.
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
Get the screamsmug. by pseudonym3367 June 7, 2022
Get the Toad Screamingmug. The kind of scream that only gigachads can give out, but rarely do due to the extreme circumstances required for it to happen. It is the manly scream to destroy ALL manly screams. The requirements for the scream to be provoked are:
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.
-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.
The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
-The one screaming must be a badass gigachad
-Having a gritty and tragic origin story as to how said gigachad became a gigachad
-Having the gigachad come to care deeply for a large group of people, but especially for a strong independent woman among them.
-The gigachad bearing witness to the leader of said group betraying everyone else in it to the point that everything and everyone the gigachad cared about is either killed, destroyed, or completely mentally broken.
-The gigachad, despite his truly badass abilities, being nonetheless helpless to save anyone he cared about.
The only known person to ever be recorded giving this scream is it's namesake, the main protagonist of Kentaro Miura's manga Berserk. Specifically, the recording is from the last moments of the 1997 anime adaptation of Berserk, where Guts screams in utter rage and horror.
*Griffith turns into Femto after willingly allowing all of his soldiers get devoured by demonic entities, and proceeds to savagely violate Casca while staring directly at Guts, who is pinned down by one of said demonic entities.*
Guts: *Guts scream*
Guts: *Guts scream*
by Exterminator (not really) July 5, 2024
Get the Guts screammug.