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retrospastic

Shuddering in delight at experiencing or seeing something out of one's childhood or earlier years.
A: Hey, I got this Speak & Spell from a second hand shop.

B: Whoa! Retrospastic, man! I remember playing that when I was a kid.
by jammyjam55 December 24, 2008
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Retrotarded

Young people that dress in the fashion trends of the 70's/80's but are convinced that it's a new look.
That kid with the muttonchops and bandanna thinks he's original but actually he's "Retrotarded".
by NAD1979 November 4, 2011
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Retrovation

A renovation to make a space look like an older period.
Picking up some rotary phones for my retrovation
by MindGrapes October 28, 2014
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Retrogrouch

/Noun/

A pejorative term referring to a person who rejects or dismisses modern technology in favor of older, often obsolete designs, usually for no good reason. Unlike a Luddite, a Retrogrouch doesn't hate all technology, and is usually motivated more by a belief that their particular favorite era of tech is cool, rather than any particular ideology.

A person can think a particular era of technology is cooler than modern tech without being a Retrogrouch, the difference being that the casual enthusiast is usually amiable and willing to admit that their preference is based on subjective/aesthetic taste, and that modern tech is generally superior, while the Retrogrouch is abrasive, irrational and tends to shit on anything they don't like.

Use of the term is generally limited to community forums dedicated to discussion of specific types of technology, such as bicycles, cars, and firearms.
1)

A: "What's up with Fudd? He seems to hate anything that was made later than 1952"

B: "Never mind him, he's just a fucking retrogrouch"

2)

A: "The US Military should have kept using the M14"

B: "Seriously? The M14 was practically obsolete when it was introduced"

A: "I bet you're some kind of faggot who can't handle 7.62 NATO. Real men use wooden furniture and heavy calibers,

not plastic toys"

B: "That's ridiculous. Every modern military has moved to intermediates and polymer furniture for a reason. You're

just being a retrogrouch"

3)

A: "Personally, I'm a fan of old-school steel framed bikes"

B: "But carbon is so much lighter!"

A: "Oh I know, I'm not some stupid retrogrouch. I just think the old steel ones are cool-looking"
by XxxAnalInfiltratoRxxX April 3, 2015
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retromania

obsession with past things or events or experiences.
She is lost in retromania.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 April 11, 2015
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Retroactive promotion

The act of making your next product so bad that it actually encourages people to buy your previous product
Windows 8 is an example of retroactive promotion. It was so bad, it made people go out and buy Windows 7.
by fluffypenis June 26, 2018
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Retrobate

The word illiterates use because they are to stupid to realise the correct word is 'reprobate'.
Stop doing that you bunch of retrobates.
by Dp5028 July 13, 2022
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