porn pregame

When you look up pornography with the intent of pleasuring yourself to it later that day.

I got bored before my last lecture so I decided that some porn pregame was in order.

by FadedTemplar April 21, 2017

cheese pregnant

The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese

Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes

by floofypoofymeowcats July 13, 2017

Oral Pregnancy

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.

Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.

by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020

2020 pregnant

COVID positive.

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"

by red phillips February 2, 2021

Childhood pregnancy

This is a definition to refer for a human that has given birth under 10 or has got someone pregnant and they are 9 and under
Meaning a boy and girl or woman and boy or man and girl.
As teenager pregnancy or adolescent pregnancy refers to a girl getting pregnant at ages 10-19 or a boy getting a girl or woman pregnant.

Mother and father : Did you both had a baby?
Girl and boy : yes ...!
Mother and father : we aren't raising that thing you shouldn't have committed childhood pregnancy!

by 459395 February 7, 2022

Half Pregnant

When you think you might be pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant

by BlkBubbles September 16, 2023

only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011