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The bloating that occurs after a lactose-intolerant person eats cheese
Person 1: WOAH, your stomach is huge! How far along are you?

Person 2: Oh actually I'm just cheese pregnant but it's been about 30 or 40 minutes
by floofypoofymeowcats July 14, 2017
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