predictiophobia

fear of a dream/fantasy coming true in real life, as a prediction that it would.

"I have predictiophobia from the dream of my ex. I don't want that to happen in real life!"

by crispycrunchybacon :9 August 29, 2024

Predicament

Breath mint Italian & Latina girls use right before giving a man a blowjob.

Sophia told Giovanni "No blowjob until I've had my predicament."

by DNRDNI September 5, 2023

Predictable

I totally predicted that shit though. I couldn't have been more clear! I said A+B=C amd you guys were all "Go fuck yourself Hym! You don't know nothing! I read a book and my boss said I got the highest status he's have seen! It's over 9000!"

Hym "I don't know man. Maybe it's only predictable if you're *burp* a genius... You know? Like me?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Predicted

And even if I HAD predicted it directly, you would have been a wannabe tough-guy bitch about it. "Nuh-uh Hym! Israel would destroy them! They wouldn't even get a chances! We would kill them for trying!" Is EXACTLY what you would have said (and I know this for a fact you're dumb and because I'm smart and can deduce what a dumb person would think I'm about to think your thoughts and then I can think better thoughts in response to your dumb thoughts) and I'd still be correct because you wouldn't have taken the steps needed to prevent it even with the genius prediction I would have made had I had all of the information available.

Hym "I mean, I can't say I predicted it directly but I gave you a rough outline of what's going to lead to what. And now you're going to think "Well, oh now I can use that to..." and no. You can't. Because you're a retard. You're going to try to finesse the system so that YOU PERSONALLY (and/or your team) can stay on top (and I know this because it's all your limited brain will allow you to do) instead of doing the thing that stops that from happening. And you're going to do that because you're not capable of learning your lesson."

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

Preditoring

Hooking up to have sex

He said he would do a little preditoring in you.

by anonymous November 5, 2023

Predumbtuous

Predumbtuous is an adjective meaning “excessively stupid and arrogant decision.” It's typically used to describe someone who is grossly inept at their job responsibilities and engages in negligent practices such as making decisions without consulting those in the know or conducting appropriate research.

Edmonds College removed the search engine from their website, a very predumbtuous thing to do. This decision, against all common sense and well-known Web design principles, resulted in a continued drop in enrollments.

by WebStudent November 20, 2023

Predator paradise

(Predator paradise):

The name chosen for the popular game league of legends for its following of known child predators, this name is mainly used by outsiders when referring to the game due to it inhabitants of sexual offenders

Synonyms: Faggot’s folly, molesters motherland, Rapist’s refuge, and Virgin’s villa

Clone - “You ever play league of legends?”

Me - “You mean Predator paradise, only people that like kids play that, get away from me you child molester!”

by _Windy_ January 7, 2024