knocking fists

The sexual act of inserting ones fist into a woman's vagina and the other fist into her anus and then knocking your knuckles against each other through her flesh

-Dude, I was knocking fists on this chick last night...
-Oh man, did you stretch her out good?
-Hells yeah!

by 47 April 01, 2006

Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

by Movie girl February 04, 2010

school of hard knocks

not half as funny as the prequel "school of hard knockers" starring michael cain as the college jock.

the dean : JOCKSON!
cain: your only supposed to blow the bloody dorrs off,man.

by scott van winkle June 18, 2004

Knock your pan in

Northern Irish slang term meaning to punch someone's face, "knock their face in", "smash their face in" etc.

Usually only used in a humourous or jocial fashion.

(Northern Irish term only - Not usually found in Ireland)

e.g.
Person one: You're a right dick, mate.
Person two: Shut ye up - I'll knock your pan in!
Person one: lol

by ChurchBlack November 06, 2010

Knock yourself out

to work hard to achieve something, usually implying success

Wow, Mary! This is a great party. You really knocked yourself out.

It seems every time you give a party you really knock yourself out.

by Kim Dammers June 11, 2008

school of hard knocks

An institution where drs go to learn how to do breast implanrs.

"Are you qualified to do breast implants?"

"Certainly, I learned at the School of Hard Knocks."

by REAL AMERICAN June 07, 2005

Knock It Under The Bed

knocking your shlong under THE bed.

Adamn: Hey Ben what is up my niggy
Ben: Nothing just gonna Knock It Under THE Bed when i get home
Adamn: Can I join?
Ben: Only if you wear socks.
Adamn: Why is that?
Ben: Because if you wear socks nothing you do is gay.
Adamn: NOICE

by zmillz1125 June 09, 2018