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Instalimp

The act of being completely turned off or killing the moment.
The second I heard that she slept with my best friend, I went instalimp.
by P01ntb1ank July 12, 2009
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instagasm

An instant orgasm by seeing something or even by the mere thought of something.
Meekey: Dude, did you see that girl wearing a beanie?
Atom: Yeah man. It was like an instagasm.
by hypocrisy October 23, 2011
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Instabomb

Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.
I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.
by Grrrrn July 8, 2012
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INSTARAGE

The act of instantly lashing out in rage. Inspired by highschool girl hashtags on instagram and twitter.
Jay TOTES INSTARAGED on me today for throwing a tennis ball in his general vicinity.
by INSTARAGE Victim August 6, 2012
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Instaspluge

The act of instantaneously ejaculating upon seeing an attractive women and or gender one is attracted to.
I saw this apple-bottom babe in yoga pants and boom... instaspluge!
by thecouncilofelders November 7, 2012
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instatwittageddon

The epic battle between Instagram and Twitter on who can annoy their users more.
Forget the fiscal cliff or the Middle East or Justin Bieber. If somebody (Batman?) doesn't intervene in instatwittageddon, the world as we know it is over.
by kirupa December 9, 2012
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instaman

A man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. A instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than sex in return. He assumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.
Tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.
by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 28, 2014
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