The Turkish Hammer 

A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammer up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.

I met this girl last night and after a few drinks she took me back to her place and laid down The Turkish Hammer on my cock... vicious!

The Turkish Hammer by Jason Royle April 30, 2008

Penis Hammer 

the act of ejaculating on a girls face and rubbing the cum into her skin, by hammering her face with your penis

Cindy was giving me head last night, it was so sick

Did you penis hammer her?

Yeah it was soooo awesome but i gave her a black eye

LEGEND

Penis Hammer by stoner4boner March 8, 2010

Siberian Sledge Hammer 

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick

"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."

Siberian Sledge Hammer by scizzott November 13, 2007

thors hammer 

When you raise ur fist in the heavens and drop ur fist on someone.

Please dont do thor's hammer on me.
I'm sorry for making fun of your mom, dont do thor's hammer

thors hammer by jaque louve March 12, 2005

The Doom Hammer 

You stand on a desk or a table and make the woman get on the floor on her knees. Then you grab your dick by the base and jump off the desk/dresser and yell,"THE DOOOOM HAMMMMER" Then hit her square on the forehead with your dick.

I gave Lisa The Doom Hammer last night.

The Doom Hammer by Ninja'd October 17, 2008

banana hammer 

When the owner, moderator, or administrator of a place must ban someone. Instead of saying ban they formed the bananana hammer from raging on their keyboards.

Imagine someone was griefing on a minecraft server, then the moderators would "banana hammer him". If griefing was against the rules in so said server.

Joh:SuperCoolked99, You were griefing!
Gunney: Banana him!
LowLife: No! let me banana him!
Domz: Banana him!!! LOLOL
SuperCoolked99: No please! Not the banana hammer! I won't do it again!
Joh: HERE COMES THE BANANA HAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMER!!
-Joh has banana hammer'd SuperCoolKed99-

banana hammer by Johs Minecraft November 23, 2011

beer hammer 

the errection you get after several drinks (before brewers droop kicks in). Basically a super hard on, the alcohol in your system numbs the nerves in your dick so you last much longer then usual - much to your lady's pleasure.

she: god damn you dont usually stay this long!
he: that'll be the seven pints of stella! beer hammer baby! now get me a keebab.

beer hammer by tofu gigolo December 13, 2006