The great vine

When you tell information to someone and don't want to reveal the source.

reference from South Park

Cartman-I heard from the great vine that you like Kyle.

New girl- Huh! who told you that!?

Cartman-"stutter" J-J-Just the great vine.

Me: LMAO

by Superbudman October 18, 2012

Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!

an all-purpose, ballbuster of a greeting for a guy

- best used in a loud and excited voice (and with lots of folks around to hear it!)

- best NOT used if the guy in question is much larger than you and just HAS, in fact, returned from a (secret) cross-dressing spree

"Yo!... Big Ron!... Great ta see ya back in men's clothing!!!"…

by TIC Redux May 9, 2005

Great valley middle school

A school in which the teachers are annoying as fuck the food is horrible the hot dogs bounce the 8th grade football team is ass there is led in the water and the smartest person in that shithole is the goddamn janitor

Great valley middle school is ass

by Pinecone69 November 27, 2018

Greatfields school

Greatfields school is full of nitties and skets. You tell someone something the whole skl knows. There’re snakes and olders tryna act up in front of other skls

Greatfields school isn’t even a proper skl like half of the skl is built like tf and older tryna act like road mans

by Unknow t October 17, 2019

The costumes were great!

An insulting comment on a theatrical production, disguised as a compliment.

"Dwaaahhling!!! So glad you made it! What did you think of the show?"
"Oh uh...wow! The costumes were great! Where did you hire them?"
Subtext: the acting was wooden; no one knew their lines; I kept looking at my watch. It was a sack of pig shit.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Great Comebacks

A great come back is something that is said to purposely piss off, humiliate, or sadden the person you are saying it to. Some people often try to create good comebacks that absolutely suck saggy nipples. Like for instance if someone were to say "You are gay!" you would not want to just say to them "I know you are but what am I?" Because the answer to that question is that you infact are a homosexual (not literally mind you) just mentally. Another common BAD comeback is "I Am What I eat" ok so lets just create a scenario, Bob has just called Timothy a Vagina. I am what I eat would not work quite well with this because it would ultimately mean that Timothy is a Vagina, who eats... vagina. The key to a great comeback is originality. If done properally the victim that you have just "Verbally Bitch Slapped" will have nothing else left to say or do either than piss their pants or come up with a lame comeback.

(Note this is a AOL conversation, though screenames are not used to protect Identities)
Gay Max: well, i started project lama lama dingdong
Me: Is that what you kids call masturbating these days?

Or perhaps one that is intentionally meant to hurt someone, then you just through it right back in their filthy face!

Gay Max: I think you smell
Me: Good, now that we are being honest with eachother I think your the biggest faggot that has every step foot on this planet so commonly reffered to as EARTH
(Now watch closely)
Gay Max: i dont car
(He cares so much that he has indeed not followed the proper grammar techniques such as capitalize the I for himself and place an e at the end of car to make it car*e. What will he do next?)
Gay Max signed off at 5:37:01 PM.
(That pussy will sign off before you roast him again!)

by Jimmy Asshole and the Choclate Starfish June 26, 2004

greets

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)

Greets! How's life?

by Rakeri August 10, 2003