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Sexual experience

When someone is gorgeous, funny, sweet, curious, smart, sexy, loyal, but never had a really good sexual experience to do nasty horny stuff.
Guy: -That girl is an angel but she could use a fuck with someone who knows what he is doing.
Guy 2: -Yeah, I wanna give her a sexual experience of her life.
by Sheisnotme January 10, 2021
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expect the unexpected

A cutesy little phrase coined to imply that you can expect to be surprised. It comes from the marketing douchebags and only the like will utter such stupid contradiction. It is one or the other people, let's get it together.
Douchebag no. 1: "Subaru, Expect the unexpected"
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near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth
Mary had a near birth experience.
by Kevin March 19, 2004
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The Greek Experience

When you eat Greek food or anything at a Greek dinner and you shit like you got fucked in the ass all night long like the Greeks invented
After eating those gyros last night today I'm having the Greek Experience. I'm shitting like I got fucked in the ass all night long
by Nick Hertz May 26, 2018
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ExsertExponent

ExsertExponent is a inspiring new uprising musician that writes music from the heavens

Music released by ExsertExponent is known to be godly and enchanting and if you bully him you’ll die a slow and painful death

ExsertExponent is also known to be a very handsome fellow and quite the ladies man
Omg is that ExsertExponent! He’s so handsome and cool

I pray to the almighty ExsertExponent to release more godly music
by I love ExsertExponent May 30, 2021
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lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)
John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004
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expertess

I refferred to the expertesses of the group when I needed a woman's opinion.
by wordygal February 24, 2010
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