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2024 Election results

A big W for the republicans where everything went their way. Generations from now, fellow republicans will tell the story about how they won.
Not me: "The 2024 Election Results were so good!"
by REDBOSS2008 November 29, 2024
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Crony Elections

Electoral processes where the outcome is predetermined by elite networks, even if votes are counted and international observers are present. The forms of democracy are observed—candidates campaign, ballots are cast, results are announced—but the playing field is rigged through controlled media, selective enforcement of electoral laws, and the deep entanglement of political families with economic power. Voters get a choice, but the choices are all from the same club, funded by the same donors, and protected by the same legal system. Crony elections are the mechanism by which oligarchs launder their rule through the appearance of popular consent.
Example: "The opposition was allowed to run, but their ads were blocked, their rallies were raided, and their funding was frozen. Crony elections: the opposition can win, but only if the cronies let them."
by Abzugal March 22, 2026
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MacGrubernatorial election

A bu**s**t head-of-state-choosing brouhaha where all of da major candidates are bungling idiots.
A chief-of-da-capitol contest between da Three Stooges and Inspector Clouseau would represent a classic MacGrubernatorial election.
by QuacksO August 20, 2025
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Post Traumatic Election Disorder

A new disorder whereby voters of the losing electoral party experience deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases violence such as such as riots, protests, hate graffiti, and physical assault directed towards the winning political party and its members.
Many liberal Democrats experienced Post Traumatic Election Disorder when Donald Trump, a Republican, won the election for President of the United States.
by Hemmingwayz November 22, 2016
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Multi substance ejection

A rare occurrence within the human body that causes them to expel multiple types of material from one or multiple holes, for example, pooping while pissing and vomiting at once.
Holy shit that dude just did some multi substance ejection!
by Window28 January 1, 2022
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2016 presidential election

a weak presidential election filed with two bad candidates-scandalous Hillary Clinton and the sexist and divisive Donald Trump . however, Gary Johnson managed to perform well in the election, stealing Republican votes and making the libertarian movement mainstream
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
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Northern Idaho Double Ejection

Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!
by Montel W February 12, 2024
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