Cafe Crawl

Like a pub crawl but with extraordinarily large cups of coffee!

We went on a cafe crawl in Brisbane

by CoffeeRaePNYSFD April 15, 2017

caffrustrated

Adj.
An intense feeling of furious anger and hostility due to a lack of caffeine. Symptoms include migraine, kicking, punching, screaming, and unfriendliness in general.

My coworker seems caffrustrated, she needs a cup of coffee.

by Pure Colombian April 23, 2017

caffiero

No one likes this person

I hate that caffiero

by Anonymous 121 June 6, 2017

cafevape

A gang/cult lead by the dictator known as Mitchell Pearce, it is lead through fear and torture. No one dares stands in their way. Super Nash(Big Dave). 6 Piece. Skinny P. Combo. Big Dick Mitch. THE GANG DOES NOT TOLERATE CARBS.

when someone goes to eat a chocolate bar and A WILD JOHN NASH POPS UP AND SCREAMS FROM THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS WHILE CLENCHING HIS BALL SACK "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CARBS ARE IN THAT" CafeVape

by anonymous July 23, 2017

Cafebeabet

(calf-aye-bee-a-bet) verb- Cafebeabet means you lost too many bets. You say this when you are mad.(only say if you lost 7 or more bets)

Gerold: *lost 7 bets* CAFEBEABET!! are you cheating Brutus?!?!?!!!!
Brutus: No, you are just really bad at bets.

by Booshya June 24, 2018

caffoholic

Someone who is addicted to energy drinks and depends on them if they don’t have one they Yeet their nan down the stairs

Me:Nan can I have a energy drink
Nan:no
Me:but nan am a caffoholic
Nan:nooo!
Nan gets yeeted down the stairs

by Caffoholic January 2, 2019

Carfetti

Unidentifiable pieces of broken car left after a wreak.

The wreak was so bad all I saw was carfetti.

by Deadsamurai13 May 27, 2019