New York Breakfast of Champions

The act of sticking a spoon backwards into a girls butthole whilst maneuvering her to scoop up cereal and feed yourself in New York.

Mac: Yo dis bitch genna gave me a New York Breakfast of Champions yesterday

James: Way to go dudeson

by breakfastbitches September 3, 2010

sausage and eggs breakfast

When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).

Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.

by Eric Dick January 2, 2008

Houdini's Breakfast

A combination of the "Houdini" and the "Jelly Donut". While having intercourse in the "doggy style" position, you spit on your partners back just before blowing your load. This fools her into thinking you have ejaculated, she turns around, you ejaculate on her face and punch her in the nose. The semen and the blood mix into a jelly sauce. (If your lucky she will eat it, afterall breakfast is the most important meal of the day!)

Male: "Happy anniversary, would you like breakfast in bed?"

Female: "Yes! What will we have?"

Male: "Houdini's Breakfast!"

by Skistin October 16, 2008

Breakfast in bed

When you pour syrup in a girls vagina and you get a pancake and roll it up. Then you slurp it out slowly.

Tommy gave Jilly a Breakfast in bed.

by Chance334 January 31, 2014

Breakfast

An (early) morning blowjob where cum is swallowed.

"enjoy the sex? enjoy the 69? enjoy the breakfast?"

by Claudia Docker January 5, 2009

portugeese breakfast

when a man inserts certain breakfast items into a womans vagina

" i had a portugeese breakfast last night, courtesy of my boyfriend."
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by gooentak March 5, 2007

breakfast

Cumming in a girl's mouth after morning sex. Must be followed by the girl saying, "Mmm...Breakfast!''

"Would you like me to serve you some breakfast?"
(30 seconds later)
"Mmm...Breakfast!''

by MrCSmokin September 23, 2007