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Two-finger bracing 

A classic move for a night filled with xanax and natty light when the male is no longer impressed with his one night stand. He takes two fingers, places them alongside his semi-erect penis, and braces for impact alongside the vaginal wall.
I found a webkinz stuffed animal while he was two-finger bracing me in his Jeep Wrangler.
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Stiff Finger 

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.
Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.
Stiff Finger by Nightside September 23, 2017

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.
While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.
double finger tested by whtronin October 22, 2017

Chocolate finger 

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger
Hey man do you want a chocolate finger
Chocolate finger by shrekcccc October 24, 2017

5 finger death punch 

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..

The finger of the Lorm 

When all your friends had a great night, but you only minorly enjoyed the evening.
Person 1: "Wow, so you all got laid? "
Person 2: "Well most of us did but Tijm only had the finger of the Lorm!"

Kamikaze Finger Blast 

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
Kamikaze Finger Blast by iddqd87 December 18, 2017