Chocolate finger

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger
Hey man do you want a chocolate finger
by shrekcccc October 24, 2017
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mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time
"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"
by shrekcccc December 17, 2017
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