mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time

"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"

by shrekcccc December 18, 2017

Chocolate finger

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger

Hey man do you want a chocolate finger

by shrekcccc October 24, 2017