Definitions by shrekcccc

mortar team

When multiple soldiers get diarrhoea at the same time

"did you have the gammon from the mess" "no I knew some people that had it in they turned into a mortar team"

mortar team by shrekcccc December 18, 2017

Chocolate finger 

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger

Hey man do you want a chocolate finger

Chocolate finger by shrekcccc October 24, 2017