Definitions by iddqd87

Kamikaze Finger Blast 

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

Kamikaze Finger Blast by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Xenotranspeciation 

The transmutation of alien and human species.

In the movie "The Thing" I would consider that xenotranspeciation. I know... retarded.

Xenotranspeciation by iddqd87 December 9, 2010

Slippery Jasper

An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.

Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?

Slippery Jasper by iddqd87 July 29, 2009