Water Horse Mom 

Straight-up B-Word. Really unfriendly woman. Derived from the mom from the movie, "The Water Horse".

Jamie: So, is Kayla's aunt going to let us go over there for Spring Break?

Rachel: I don't know, but we probably won't. She's such a Water Horse Mom!

Water Horse Mom by Harry W. February 5, 2009

Water Shy 

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.

My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.

Water Shy by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016

Water the flowers 

To masturbate or to jerk off.

He is going to water the flowers before his parents arrive.

Water the flowers by MC Katze May 2, 2018

Water Cougar 

A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.

The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".

Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.

Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."

Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."

Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"

Water Cougar by Snuffalumpagus December 18, 2009

Water Crotch 

A term created by famous YouTube user "Brookers" in her YouTube video for people who dye their hair blue. It's like how people call redheads "fire crotches." Color of water = blue. Color of blue haired girls crotches = blue.

There's a whole lot of water crotches on Stickam.

Water Crotch by Richard January 8, 2009

Water Boarded

When you are eating out a woman and she squirts in your mouth or on your face.

I was eating out this girl last night and she water boarded me! That is my type of interrogation.

Water Boarded by Dgr8cristobal May 13, 2011

Water and Oreos

the mixture of the delicious water with the oh so satisfying oreo.usualy put together when you are out of milk,have around 8 gallons of water and a maximum of 3 oreos

dude im gonna flip out if i have any more W&O!!!!(water and oreos)

Water and Oreos by dragonwarrior February 20, 2010