Definitions by EmperorAjay

Lockblocking 

The act of registering for an online poker tournament at the last second in order to ruin it from locking and creating massive overlay for a few remaining players.

I hated a couple of those guys in the 606 $1,000 deep stack so I registered at the last second to prevent them from locking the tournament. It was the ultimate use of lockblocking.

Lockblocking by EmperorAjay October 22, 2016

Water Shy 

The inability to urinate like a normal person in a pool, ocean, water slide, or other relevant body of water.

My brother Alex was water shy. He had to go to the bathroom rather than pee in the lazy river like a normal person.

Water Shy by EmperorAjay September 4, 2016