SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE

This Police force is the ultimate Police force in the universe. Using their Super Happy powers, they can kill everyone just by using their utter higher state of wapness.

They operate around the clock to fend off people who are breaking the law (according to their standards). This includes beating up korean people, hitting chinese people, or throwing japanese people through windows.

English person: Hey you dumb chinky, how about you stfu? *punches*:

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: OK THATS FUCKING IT, PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME SUPER HAPPY POWER!! *unleashes rainbow attack*

English person: AHHHHHH!!!!! *dies*

SUPER HAPPY GO GO LOVE SHINE RAINBOW MEGA HAPPY PINK PINK FLUFFY CLOUD POLICE: HAR HAR! THE DAY IS SAVED LZO! ^___^ SUPER HAPPY ME....*gets run over by lorry, dies*

by cloud March 12, 2005

police

a bunch of fat guys dressed inblue that think they own, run, and know everything. they claim to protect you but they'll arrest you for the stupidest shit andthrow you in jail where its even more dangerous. out of the million police in the world theres maybe 1 or 2 niceones.

fight for your rights!
fuck the police!
-get high-

by cody420 April 5, 2008

police

1. People that arrest you for a little bit of weed and then smoke it.
2. complete hypocrites and liars
3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right.
4. Sadistic motherfuckers
5. The lowest form of people
6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not
7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause

See the movie "Spun". The police in that movie are really like that. NO LIE!

Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT!

by I fuckin hate pigs August 28, 2005

Police Brutality

The one thing to brighten up a dull day is when you see police brutality on the news. Loads of coppers beating seven shades of shit out of some dumb-ass students. Rock on!

Police brutality gives me a raging boner.

by Lugs-o October 24, 2004

Troll Police

An organization formed in early 1984. Its sole purpose is to protect online forums,blogs,videos, and more recently online gaming. The focus of the group are monstrous beings known as trolls and flamers. These creatures are known to cause disruptions in either large crowds or individuals. Their sole purpose is to get attention. Attention is the fuel that drives them. The Troll Police attempt to combat this sending out the message "Kill your local troll today by simply taking their attention away!" This rather simplistic saying has saved thousands and is responsible for the destruction of at least 2000 trolls and flamers. This amazing accomplishment is just simple proof that the Troll Police are making a difference in the online world today. So just remember this the next time you encounter a troll or flamer when your online.

"Omg DUDE i just said taylor swift sucks on her most viewed video"-random troll
"DUDE THE TROLL POLICE ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP"-random troll's friend

by Troll Police Officer #1 May 8, 2010

intimacy police

anyone who vows to make extinct hallway PDAs in public high schools. can be anyoen by simply yelling "PDA!" neer the PDAers

look at all those people making out. we deffinately need some intimacy police.

by whitey138 January 20, 2005

lolerz police

the people who decide if something is funny

oh sheeeeeeeet, we gotsta ask the lolerz police about that joke.

by tujmo October 22, 2007