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Trocadero

The Trocadero in London is a massive Entertainment centre, with arcades, bowling, cinema etc. It is completely populated by rude boy filth.

90% of people there you will want to kill. Also, do not go there after 9pm on a Saturday...

Other than that it is awesome, you find some hardcore Game Dancers (DDR, EZ2, PUMP) and has DDR Extreme!
I walked into the Trocadero with a shotgun and came out dragging 5 rude boys by their shirts.

I also came out and realised that I felt the urge to go back and do it all over again, and play a bit of DDR Extreme while I was there too.
by Cloud October 31, 2004
mugGet the Trocaderomug.

Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 14, 2004
mugGet the Microsoft Support Centremug.

balamory

Possibly the lamest, but funniest progamme in the United Kingdom. The Cast Include:

Ms Hoolie: She is always on Acid and has psychotic eyes

Edie Mcredie: Dances like a fucktard and runs the lamest bus company in the world.

PC Plum: Freestyles Regularly

Archie The Inventor: Invents lame things from washing up bottles and yoghurt pots. Also hangs with 5 year olds. Owns a Pink Castle and wheres a pink jumper. *cough, fag*

Josie Jump: Just in it to fill in places where the creators can't think of anything.

Spencer: Breaks and enters into all their houses, to steal goods, and sneakily ask them for advice on things like, "what colour should I paint my house?" *steals wallet*

Pocket and Sweet: One is disabled, the other is about 70 years old. Own a shop, yet give everything in it away for free, which totally defeats the point of a "shop"

Balamory is really fucked up in a cool way.
Ms Hoolie: HAHAAHA HI KIDS!! TOODAAYYY WERE GOOOONA BE TAKIN AMPHETAMINES!!

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAHAHA HERE COMES THE BUS!!!!!!!!!

Ms Hoolie: OMG WTF!??! ITS TEH EDIE MCREEDIE!!!!!!!!!! AHAH SO EDIE!!!!! WHAT YOU BIN UP TAH WITH TAH WEE UNS?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAHA WELL MS HOOLIE!!!!! TODAY I DROVE THE BUS OFF THE CLIFF FOR THE FUN OF IT!!!!! AHAHA I R TEH PSYCHOXXOZ!!!!!!! *knifes MS Hoolie in face*

PC Plum: AH EDIE!!!!!!! WHATS THE STORY IN BALAMORY!?!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL PLUMMY!!!!!!! TODAY I R TEH MURDERISING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

Pc Plum: AH THATS NIC.........*dies*

Edie mcredie: AHA ARCHIE!!!!!!! WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE?!?!

Archie: WELL EDIE!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE MADE A DEATH RAY FROM WATCHING BLUE PETER!!!!!!! ITS COOL!!!!!!! WANNA SEE IT!!!!?!?

Edie Mcredie: AHAH SURE ARCHIE!!!!!

Archie: AHAH WELL YOU PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE.......

Edie Mcredie: AHAH LET ME TRY ARCHIE!!!!!!! *laserises archie into oblivion* HAR TEH HAR!!!

Archie: AHHHAHA HELLO SPENCER!!! HANG ON, ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOCKED BEFORE ENTERING MY HOUSE!??!! AHAHA OMG WTF!?! YOU WANT ME, ARCHIE INVENTOR, TO PLAY WITH A 3 YEAR OLD GIRL!?!? HAHAA OK SURE!!! HEY SPENCER, WHY IS MY WALLET IN YOUR HAND MAN!! "...er... i dunno *runs off*" AHAAH OK BRING IT BACK WHEN YOU CAN!!! *goes to nursery school*

Ms Hoolie: AHAHAHA I R TEH MS HOOLIE AGAIN!!!!!!! *shoots up* *takes knife out of face* AAHHAHAHA LOOK KIDS!! TODAY WERE GONNA BE PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS, EXCEPT I CATCH U ALL IN THE SPACE OF 10 SECONDS AND LOCK YOU IN MY CUPBOARD FOR 10 WEEKS!!

Josie: AHAHAHA HELLO EDIE!!

Edie Mcredie: OH HELLO JOSIE!!

Josie: HOW ARE YOU EDIE!!?

Edie Mcredie: WELL TODAY I JUST JOINED THE KKK!!!

Josie: AAHAHA THATS NICE!!!!! SO WHY ARE YOU TIEING ME TO THIS BURNING CROSS?!

Edie Mcredie: WELL JOSIE!!!!! ITS COS YOUR TEH NIGXXORZ!!!!!!!

Josie: OH OK THEN!!!!!!! HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!!!!!! *burns alive*

Spencer: AHHAAH OK SO POCKET AND SWEET WHAT CAN I BUY FROM YOUR SHOP THEN!?!?

Pocket and Sweet: Well you can...

Spencer: *raids shop* OK THATS IT U SLUTS!!! I R TEH SPENCAR!! AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!! *holds bazooka to pocket and sweets heads* AAAHAHAH ANYONE MOVES AND...*blows up pocket and sweet* *dashes to edie mcredie getaway* AHAHAA QUICK EDIE!!! LETS DASH!!!

Edie Mcredie: AHHA WAIT!!!!! WE CAN MOUNT THE LASER ONTO THE WHEELCHAIR!!!! AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAA OK THEN!!! *mounts onto wheelchair*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH OK YOU CAN PUSH BECAUSE YOU ARE THE SLAVE RACE!!!!!!!

Spencer: AHHAHAAHHAH OK THEN!!!!! *puches wheelchair into river* AHAHA I R TEH SPENCAR!!! *raids ms hoolies house*

Edie Mcredie: OK THATS IT NIGGER!!!!!!! NOW I R TEH WET!!!!! *laserates Spencer*

Spencer: *dies*

PC Plum: HAHA HELLO I RTEH PC PLUM!! WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM!!?! *punches edie in face*

Edie Mcredie: AHAHAH WELL PLUMMY, I THINK YOU SUCK!!

PC Plum: AHAHAHA!!! REALLY!!?!

Edie Mcredie: no.....

PC Plum: *smashes Balamory on edie mcredies head*

Edie Mcredie: WELL THAT WASNT NICE!!!!
*drives bus over plum 987246587437685876438765387645 times*

PC Plum: ME AND YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A LIL TALK, I'LL LET YOU GO IF YOU DO ONE OF THEM LIL DANCES YOU DO!! DANCE DAMNIT!! DANCE!!

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!?! WELL THIS NUKE THAT I GOT AT ARCHIES DONT AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!

PC Plum: ARCHIE EH!??! *shhots archie in face*

Edie Mcredie: YEAH!!!!! CAREFUL!!! ITS MADE OF STICKY TAPE AND A WASHING UP LIQUID BOTTLE!!!!!

And that is the basic layout of the program.

Copyright Jon and George

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by Cloud April 19, 2004
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ask jeeves

The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies?

Ask.com: 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't Ask.com implode?

Ask.com: 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
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wat

Wat is short for "What" but is only spelt "Wat" by total inbred morons who have no idea how to actually write a proper message, which can be understood.

Words which also fall into this are:

Woz
Wiv
Fink
Dat
Da
Der
Dis
Den
No (Know)
Wat u doin, lolz, ow woz last nite, i heard der woz a fite, i fink it woz wiv dat boy frm across da road hehe tb xxx
by Cloud July 3, 2004
mugGet the watmug.

era

A Really cool song, and quite a hard song on Dancing Stage EuroMix 2. Looks awesome when cleared in front of a large crowd. 8 stepper!
I can Clear era on Expert AND YOU ALL CAN'T AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
by Cloud February 3, 2004
mugGet the eramug.

eurobeat

Upside down
If you fall into the ground
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?
Picking up together
Growing up your fever
So you're never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand

Rolling on the ceiling
Rolling by your feelings
Rolling on the ceiling again
Oh, Juju told me Clover, he could be your lover
All this thought for losing your head
Oh, I want to see your body tossing again
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah......

Upside down
You are walking through the town
Coo Coo is the movie
Coo Coo is the city
Upside down
Now we are running all around
Coo Coo, are you dancing?
Coo Coo, are you feeling?

Like a lovely lady
I'm a wee bit crazy
I am never feeling blue
Oh, come and get it, baby
Hear the people saying
Everybody take your hand
by Cloud May 2, 2004
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