Sean Paul

Possibly one of the worst artists ever. Sounds like a total fool when he sings, and everyone who likes him has the IQ of about 6.
Listen to some real music dickheads, like Vocal Trance
by Cloud November 22, 2004
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Microsoft Support Centre

The people who always tell you that "Restarting your computer" will always solve the problem.

And when they do have to go further than that, they just keep arguing with you about your own PC. I hate them.
Larry: Hi Microsoft, my PC has just been hacked and my hard drive has veen deleted and now my PC won't turn on.

MSC: This can be easily resolved. Restart your computer.

Larry: How, it won't turn back on?

MSC: Press the power button

Larry: YEAH, BUT IT DOESNT TURN ON AT ALL!

MSC: We will not argue with you sir. Call back when you are experiencing technical difficulties on a higher level.

Larry: I'm going to blow up Your support centre.

MSC: Is that a virus?

*Larry hangs up*
by Cloud November 15, 2004
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gmail

the coolest e-mail service ever, never have to delete mail, *Unless you reach your 1 gigabyte storage space, which is very very very very very hard*

Owns every other e-mail service.
When Gmail goes public, Microsoft will shit themselves, and frantically try and increase their storage space to 2 gigs.
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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w3c

Without W3C there would be no Internet. Possibly the greatest people on Earth.

They have saved millions many hour sof having to jack off to imaginery porn in their heads.

Also invented HTML, the basis of all internet code.
by Cloud November 23, 2004
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AOL

The lamest ISP ever created, crashes all the time, and has the most annoying representive mascot thing, "Connie"

Yeah, damn right its a CONnie, also tend to send you discs every other week, which can be easily snapped and made into a mass murdering knife thing, therefore provoking violence.
Mum did not create AOL
by Cloud July 20, 2004
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era

A Really cool song, and quite a hard song on Dancing Stage EuroMix 2. Looks awesome when cleared in front of a large crowd. 8 stepper!
I can Clear era on Expert AND YOU ALL CAN'T AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!
by Cloud February 03, 2004
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booty shorts

Slutty shorts that only whores wear
Dude, you see her booty shorts?!?

Yeah mate, im gonna get her to take em off so i can pound that ass!
by Cloud October 20, 2003
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