polycaff 

Someone (often a remote worker or telecommuter) who visits many cafes to avoid becoming a regular customer.

Joe: Hey Brian, where are you working today?
Brian: I was at the Coffee Bean this morning, but I shifted to Java Jones for my post lunch work.
Joe: You're such a polycaff.

polycaff by RumpoleIsDead March 5, 2010

Polywaffle 

A personality catfish. Meeting someone online that has a cracking sense of humour and the slickest charm, but when the day comes that you meet, their personality resembles more a bowl of dry weetabix.

So I met this guy on Bumble, confident, funny, interesting, sweet, charming and just omg, but when I met him... What a polywaffle. I think I'd have had more fun watching paint dry.

Polywaffle by serialdater March 11, 2019

Polywaffle 

When a polycule or group of polyamorous individuals get together to talk shit.

Yesterday at the quiz night, there was an epic amount of polywaffle going on. You'd think Peta and her 3 boyfriends would have some of the answers at least....

Polywaffle by Master_Fluffy October 8, 2020

Polywaffle 

1. Absolute nonsense, gibberish
2. Filler material used to pad out something and make it seem more important than it actually is.

"Oi Damo mate did ya hear Scomo's speech the other day cunt?"

"Yeah mate, fucken polywaffle. Fucken oath."

Polywaffle by Aussie_Mantis August 23, 2020