Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.

Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.

by The Earl of Sandwiches May 9, 2018

playing it bronson

"Playing it Bronson", (like the contemporary, "Playing it Bogart") comes from the movies, specifically the Death Wish series, where Bronson's steel will, unrelenting but silent rage ultimately shows through in a slow burning flame inching up a fuse until an explosion that is violent, quick and dirty.

"I could see that dude was playing it Bronson until he smashed the other guys face and crunched his dick with his boot in a matter of seconds."

by TheRealDelirum August 22, 2018

playing Taras

1. To lose lots of money gambling.
2. To move like a retarded horse at a football pitch.

A: Daamn, what's he doing? He'll lose all of his money
B: Yeah, he's playing Taras

by mvdaqnt October 2, 2018

Playing olive

Playing Oliver means Spreading olives on the floor then having participants pick them up with their booty cheeks and placing them in a jar. The last person to accomplish this must eat all of the olives

Gene was the last playing olive and had had to eat all of the other olives

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Playing With Ice

Better than playing with Fire, similar context but extremely different result.

Nikka your playing with ice

by Raman499 September 15, 2019

Playing Basketball

Playing Basketball is an excuse you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:

Kyles Mom: Hey Kyle what are you doing
Kyle: Ahh im playing Basketball

Kyles Mom: Oh ok ok ok ok

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020

Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.

Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.

by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020