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a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhichs

Ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises
penis by George Feeny April 25, 2008
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A big giant thing that can stick into someone's ass
imma stick my penis up ur ass bitch
penis by anandjot March 9, 2015
A thing Girls/Homosexuals crave like a fat kid and his Twinkies...
The item most commonly used to ease a bitchs carnal needs and or the shredder of all things good!
8 inches ha, I remember when I had my first beer.

~ Pornstars every where~
I can't walk straight i think it was his penis.
Penis by Well_shit88 January 11, 2016
I love to eat my bf's penis!
penis by a big sausage August 16, 2016
Something I have but no One else does
I HAVE A PENIS!
Penis by TheCoon87 June 30, 2016