limp pimp

To be someone that is not a pro pimp.

Chris talks about bein a pro pimp all the time but hes just a limp pimp.

by Gamerscomplete February 2, 2009

Limp Dick Escape

Quickly leaving to go home after being unable to hold ones penis due to being at a public function, Party or Bar and realising that after consuming just one more drink it would mean no holding and massaging of said penis later in the evening when one would have returned to there private residence... In some cases the escape plan is hatched after only two beers...

Mr Mitchell had to leave the bar after only two pints due to fear of suffering from limp dick. On his way home he was glad his quick thinking and disciplined alcohol consumption had allowed a limp dick escape

by limpdick escape plan February 18, 2011

limp dick

a guy that walks out on his marriage & four kids.

A 50 year man that needs viagra to get his limp dick up for his boss.

by 6081 October 2, 2012

Limp Dick

The male version of a "Basic Bitch".

Courtesy of Jessica Doherty: "Those guys seemed cute at first, but when they started quoting 'Wedding Crashers' I realized they're just a couple of limp dicks."

by luckyboywonder June 13, 2014

Limp dick

A derogatory term for a boy who screws around so much that his dick gets limp. The male version of slut, whore, or hoe. Similar and comparable to a fuckboy.

"You need to dump that fuckboy because he's more of a limp dick than Chris Brown and Justin Bieber's bastard child."

by AnonymousMoi May 12, 2015

Lumpy Fart

When you sh#t yourself

Do farts have lumps? I have a funny feeling going down my leg. What's a lumpy fart? -Joe Biden

by just-telling-the-truth September 9, 2020

Hippie Limp

To be a Hippie Limp is to be a really relaxed and at-peace person. This may or may not involve the use of drugs or alcohol.
Usually this occurs inside a household, it is very similar to being lazy only it is specific to a stereotype.

"They are being hippie limp and are not going to work today."

by Laika Weatherfield November 8, 2007