by ThunderM005e May 2, 2010
Get the iPad mug.Your turn your ipod up really loud so that you don't have to hear your nagging mother, girl/boyfriend, etc., but you turn it up so loud (becasue their mouths are so big) that you pop your eardrums.
by Ayesha C. DeRaville July 13, 2005
Get the iplode mug.A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 July 16, 2008
Get the ipod mug.A man walks in a bar with his iphone... He suddenly realises he needs to fart. He logs into Itunes and ups the volume thinking 'the music is loud no one will hear' So he farts... When he looks around, everyone's staring at him Then he realises... He was listening to his iphone with headphones.
by tha_m3th0d April 30, 2012
Get the iPhone mug.1.) Being euphoric, and carrying an egotistical air of superiority and social dominance soon after the recent purchase of an iPhone.
2.) The social phenomenon of thinking you can pretty much rule the world now that you have bought the iPhone.
3) The thick layer of douchiness added to your personality because you think you're the only dipshit on the planet with an iPhone.
2.) The social phenomenon of thinking you can pretty much rule the world now that you have bought the iPhone.
3) The thick layer of douchiness added to your personality because you think you're the only dipshit on the planet with an iPhone.
1.) Last night Darnell was being iPhone cocky and tried to shotgun two 40's of colt 45 in under a minute.
2.) Igor was getting iPhone cocky yesterday and tried to blow fire out of his mouth after siphoning gasoline out of his mom's Xterra.
3.) Did you hear that Bartleby is running for student body president? It's probably cause he's iPhone cocky. What a fag.
2.) Igor was getting iPhone cocky yesterday and tried to blow fire out of his mouth after siphoning gasoline out of his mom's Xterra.
3.) Did you hear that Bartleby is running for student body president? It's probably cause he's iPhone cocky. What a fag.
by G tothe B October 9, 2007
Get the iPhone Cocky mug.I am I the only one actually satisfied with my iPod? Yes, it can get loads of scratches but if you look after it PROPERLY, as in not chuck in a washing machine, then it will be alright. I have just filled up my 80gb 3rd generation iPod, so no, it doesn't hold 'more songs than anyone could possibly listen to in their lifetime'. Of course, there are cheaper mp3s on the market, but for me, it will always be the iPod that comes first.
by horsepills May 28, 2007
Get the iPod mug.A cell phone that adds "new" features once a year and calls them innovative. Most of these features are not new or innovative but rather common on other phones.
Apple: This new iPhone will have voice chat! You'll be able to connect on a totally new level you've never been able to experience before!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
Sane person: Didn't Nokia, Palm, Motorola, and Sony all have this, like, 3 years ago?
Apple: ....NOT LIKE THIS! INNOVATION!
by Matt..... June 23, 2010
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