douchebachery

someone who has totally mastered the art of being a douchebag; someone who is a total dick and loves being a douchebag; mastering concepts such as ass whooping, keg stands, skipping class and vag pounidng

John went to school and learned douchebachery from his fraternity brothers.

by beeta808 May 10, 2011

Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

by Metric Douche November 21, 2010

total douchebag

donald trump

the donald once again proves that he is a total douchebag.

by anonymous February 19, 2022

Husker Douchebag

Any variety of douchebag native to Minnesota or having characteristics commonly attributed Minnesotans; a douchebag of with punk-like qualities.

"That goon, that one from Minneapolis, with the wannabe green mohawk, is such a Husker Douchebag!"

by thriftstore June 27, 2008

douchebag

A person who tries overly hard to be cool.
poser

Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt

by Billy April 17, 2005

douchebag

Anti-Videogame Crusader Jack Thompson

Only a douchebag would lead a one man war on something that he knows absolutely nothing about.

by Bradcore July 23, 2008

douchebag

A person who thinks too highly of themselves and are just asking to be smashed into realising what a retard they actually are.

Day of a douchebag: finishes playing on the computer at 5am to gel up hair until 7am.

Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop.

Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him.

At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone.

After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.

by pissedoff! March 29, 2009