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Criss

A kid that might be gay, he is often crying because he's to scared to ask girls out that may like him back.
Guy 1: ask her out
Guy 2: no
Guy 1: stop being a Criss
by Stoker32 October 8, 2014
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global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
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crissy

A combination of the words crica and bissy used to overemphasize the "pussy" nature of someones personality. A crissy will often have the behavior that disrupts the fun of others. Such predictable behavior is referred to as "crissy like behavior".
Last night at this fantastic party this guy stubbed his toe and made his boy drive him to the hospital. He's such a crissy!
by DasMrOh2U January 13, 2014
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crisest

more then crisis
there was many crisests in texas with the shooting
by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022
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Crisselshnarf

1)The face expression of idiocy, usually taken offensively

2)To act in the way of idiocy, Obsessive-compulsive

3)The sound a friend makes when they has gas

4)The kind of cheese you dislike the smell of but adore the aftertaste
1)After Mr.Band gave me my F i gave him my Crisselshnarf

2)Anna was being a Crisselshnarf when she said everything has to be clean in the vacuum

3)"I have gas...."*CRISSELSHNARF*

4)The crisselsnarf of this parmasean is amazing!
by Mr. Curtis July 23, 2008
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criss-crossed carp

The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
by boar man September 22, 2006
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crisis response

US government sponsored branch that detains citizens reported to be mentally ill against their will for at least 72 hours. After diagnosed as mentally ill they keep tabs on you for the rest of your life whether on LRA(legally bound outpatient) or not.
Lucy pissed her parents off now all her actions are reported to crisis response
by skyeyedAlice March 9, 2009
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