Box of Crackers

Many people of the White/Caucasian race in an elevator at one time.

Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary

Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son

Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.

Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers

by gmanstation January 15, 2010

rat on a cracker

Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation

She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.

by Back East Girl December 15, 2009

cracker hot

A bunch of crackers visit an Indian or Asian restaurant (Thai, Vietnamese) and ask for the spiciest dish possible. The servers see how white the customers are and with a smile and nod jot down the order. Whitey apparently can't handle spicy food so the dish is served mild.

We asked for Indian hot and they gave us cracker hot.

by pigfeet May 21, 2014

cracker punch

To hit an opponent in the eye with a closed fist encasing a ritz.

I just hit that cracka with a cracker punch. Cracks is layed out with some ritz dust now.

by Crackapunch June 24, 2014

arse crackers

The little bits of poo which can get stuck in the hairs around your bum hole and not get found till dried out, the next day

Billy was in a hurry wiping his arse and carelessly left some arse crackers which remained undiscovered till he wiped again the next day.

by Faisal91 November 23, 2013

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 20, 2017