coberan

the act of putting your stupidest friend in a shopping cart and pushing them down the hill

guy 1: should we do a coberan?
guy 2: yeah sure

*looks at guy 3*

by nismo0161 November 14, 2023

Cokernut

What becomes of cocaine and semen and mixing it together.

Take this cokernut and rub it on your gums.

by HockeyJen88 December 29, 2023

Comer Pyle

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.

Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?

by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024

Cover You In Honey

The Bees Can't

If You Cover You In Honey Then, The Bees Are Unable To Can.

by Graigue April 24, 2024

Cofer

A wine that is fermented with red and white grapes. The french call it Blanc des Rouge or Blouge. Tastes like adult juice boxes and is the future.

Sommelier: What would you like this evening?

Guest: You got a cofer by the glass?

by authenticfrenchservice May 24, 2024

coercion

The practice of using threats and/or force to get another party to do something out of their will.

Parents often use coercion to get their children to take driver's ed.

by 7568ino March 5, 2024

Coerced

Is that your official position?

Hym "You'll not be coerced into not stealing from, stalking, or harassing people? That's your position? And you'll sacrifice other peoples kids... For that? Ok... That doesn't make you seem deranged at all. You're definitely not a part of a narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult... That's for sure..."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2024