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Hym "You'll not be coerced into not stealing from, stalking, or harassing people? That's your position? And you'll sacrifice other peoples kids... For that? Ok... That doesn't make you seem deranged at all. You're definitely not a part of a narcissistic psychopath worshipping incest cult... That's for sure..."
Coerced by Hym Iam March 6, 2024

Coerced Deconstruction Olympics 

The weaponization of radical critique within anti-racist or activist circles, where people are coerced into performative deconstruction under threat of social or ideological exile.
“Bro showed up to the protest and next thing you know he’s crying during the Coerced Deconstruction Olympics because he didn’t use the right pronouns and forgot to say he benefits from colonialism.”
to compel by force, intimidation, or authority, esp. without regard for individual desire or volition
Pistols firing at my feet coerce me to dance
coerce by Jamerz113 June 17, 2009

coercidence 

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.
Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"
coercidence by sardan1972 April 24, 2015

coerce the don 

When the manic disrobes and valenzates the muzon's sister in the kitchen, while the muzon is presumed dead.
"The muzon is dead" yelled chains, as Manic coerced the don in an adjacent room.
coerce the don by Balls April 27, 2004

coerce the don 

Montreallian valis. Applicable when one is attempting to valenzate a puzonicle don that is clearly briacatus and unable to stand with her own power.
Upon leaving the Dome, Chains coerced the don to no avail.
coerce the don by PON April 26, 2004
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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