Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.
Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a
coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night.
Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"