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Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)

Vladas is a name which means "gay" in URDU and PUNJABI.
Vladas Carrot is a Lithuanian child pornography poster, and professional on it, who is fat and has no pubes at 13, wanking in call, also in which he keeps kids in his basements until he gets a ransom, and he cannot even fit through his own shirt, with a visible credit card slider on his belly rolls.
Oh look, a Vladas Kaupas! What a gross thing!
Armandas is so much better, he is not a Vladas Carrot (Kaupas)!
by KaKrKmKaKmKaKnKdKaKs July 24, 2023
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plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating
"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."
by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013
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go suck a carrot

Loraz: care to repeat that?
Taron: ah, go suck a carrot, ya freeloader!
Loraz: GRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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skinned my carrot

When your girl sucks the skin right off of your member.
Yo, bro, my girl skinned my carrot last night!
by Carrot boi May 19, 2018
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Bobbing for carrots

Ellie: Oh my God! I just walked in on my little brother bobbing for carrots! So Gross!
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I’m a Carrot

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot
by Goat Crap October 31, 2020
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finn o'carroll

wow Finn o'carroll you are a fat cunt
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