Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

Ziqry is just like Calen lol

by Secyakmal February 24, 2019

Caleb and Lydia

A pair of people that make a really good couple. Perfect for each other in every way.

Wow, they are definitely a Caleb and Lydia!

by Brandy98789 October 18, 2008

caleb reagan

N. A man above the rest; a man without equal

that dude is like... caleb reagan

by John Schroyer January 2, 2009

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.

"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."

by Marc IRL December 15, 2011

Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013

CALEB

The mofo that wont add me on discord

Dude stop being a caleb

by Jmurph16 September 25, 2017