blirf

verb, transitive: to kiss a girl who is allergic to the object of the sentence. Present participle blirfing, simple past and past participle blirfed.

Source: Shibatani, Masayoshi 1976; The Grammar of Causative Constructions page 13

John blirfed eggs. (paraphrasable as "John kissed a girl who
was allergic to eggs.")
Annabeth thought about whether she had kissed Jane or blirfed milk with her. (Annabeth had kissed Jane and she thought about whether Jane was allergic to milk.)

by Corona Scribonia Borealis February 20, 2025

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Blorfinate

B-L-or-fin-it
Noun
To attempt to fix something with great enthusiasm but unintentionally make it worse.

Example - I tried to update my phone’s software but accidentally blorfinated it, and now it won’t turn on.

by Wargom February 25, 2025

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Bluffster

A word describing a car that looks fast, but is slow. The opposite of a sleeper car.

“That car is a bluffster”

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bluefolf

1. A crude nickname given to someone who has an addiction to shitting on a plate and then doing various things with it, includes but not limited to: Eating it, selling it on ebay marked as "beauty products", using it as lube, using it as ammunition, etc

2. a Nickname given to a type of scammer who scams crippled people and using the money on second hand feces from "bluefolfs" (see 1st definition)

1. My friend has made $2000 from selling Fursoda's branded Shit! he's such a bluefolf!

2. FUCK! I LOST $2000 ON FURSODAS BRANDED SHIT, DAMN BLUEFOLFS!!

by FoodyMan25 April 14, 2025

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