Blorfinate 

B-L-or-fin-it
Noun
To attempt to fix something with great enthusiasm but unintentionally make it worse.

Example - I tried to update my phone’s software but accidentally blorfinated it, and now it won’t turn on.

Blorfinate by Wargom February 25, 2025

bloficate 

Bloficate (v): To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner, particularly with a negative or pejorative implications. To 'talk shit' in order to make one's self look good.

Cross between bloviate and defecate.

This speaker tends to bloficate in order to puff himself up and put down others.

bloficate by Pat Moss April 22, 2011

blurinate 

To urinate whilst discharging blood.

"I think I should go to the doctor, I just went to go pee and instead I blurinated."

"I got kicked so hard in the nuts, I thought I was going to blurinate!"

blurinate by Aerosurfer March 27, 2009

Bloginate 

To write a blog post. Specifically, one in which you pontificate on a particular issue.

Get off your soap box about welfare reform and go bloginate about it.

Bloginate by LizLibertine August 9, 2012

blorfulate 

To become so intensely excited over something that your head explodes.

Maggie blorfulated over winning the $725 million dollar Powerball.

blorfulate by Jennifer (coined the term) April 30, 2008