self absorbed

Confidence and self-absorption rooted in narcissism are not the same: first, narcissism is self-focused while confidence considers the wellbeing of others.

You self absorbed and pretentious! I know iv fallen into your trap a few times

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019

absalom

One of the sons of King David who staged a coup to overthrow his father, but he was unsuccessful and later killed by David's general Joab. The name in Hebrew is Avshalom which means "Father of Peace."

"My son Absalom! O my son, my son Absalom! If only I had died instead of you! O Absalom, my son, my son!" 2 Sam 19:1b JPS

by Matrix4Yeshua June 12, 2005

abstinence

not having sex till marrage and is also a form of touture for a girlfriend to do to a boyfriend.

guy says:wanna do it?
girl says:no iv got an abstinence!
guy says:masturbastion can only delay my needs.
girl says:i dont care about your feelings because iv got an abstinence

by alexdude666 January 13, 2009

absailing

To work oneself in the rear enry with a dildo, whilst simultaneously masturbating - thus creating an image similar to one absailing down the face of a cliff

The village gossip grape-vines were set ablaze by news that Mrs Stratchlyde had entered the vestry, only to find the Vicar absailing in an upright stoop

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

abscission

When you watch horror moive such as saw series, the director show some terrible abscission of human body scene. Murderer remove innocent person's arms cut by electric saw.

Hello Amantha. The film saw's cruel paranoid murderer says. If you don't know where the main key is in the room, I am going to prove what is the abscission of your both legs.
Amantha : ahhhhhhhhhh noooooo plz please au-secours!!!!

by purinsy October 17, 2008

Absurdative

More than absurd. Used as a exclamation.

Who would name their daughter Tequila? That's absurdative!

by em.heavener January 12, 2009

absosmurf

Short for "abso-smurfly" which is Smurf language for "absolutely".

"If there's one thing you can count on, it's change itself."

"Absosmurf."

by DKLONE1 October 21, 2009