absosmurf 

Short for "abso-smurfly" which is Smurf language for "absolutely".

"If there's one thing you can count on, it's change itself."

"Absosmurf."

absosmurf by DKLONE1 October 21, 2009

Absosmurfly 

Better than absolutely.

The Smurfs (1958) used the word 'smurf' to replace (and improve) many words. 'Smurf' can replace any noun or verb and make it better.

Guy 1: This girl I'm dating is absosmurfly incredible.
Guy 2: Absosmurfly?
Guy 1: yeah man, BETTER than absolutely

Absosmurfly by LesSchtroumpfs October 12, 2010

Absasmurfly 

Absolutely, without a doubt, 100%

Bob: Hey so did you score at the bar last night?
Bill: Absasmurfly!

Absasmurfly by Irish_Dude January 1, 2013