Big spoon in a microwave 

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.

Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

Big spoon in a microwave by Delicious Sandwich February 2, 2022

Adjustable Spoon 

A spoon that can be adjusted, either by rotation or by extension.

WHERE IS THAT DAMN ADJUSTABLE SPOON!

Adjustable Spoon by Spoonman-best superhero February 8, 2022

soda spoon 

The metal piece used to open a soda can, also known as a soda tab.

The soda spoon broke off the can, so I can't open it now.

soda spoon by Human#4 August 29, 2023

surfing with a spoon

Using heroin....

I

don't see him around much anymore?.
Nah dude the heroin is his master now.
He's surfing with a spoon.

surfing with a spoon by Slidekick October 24, 2017

double sided spoon 

An eating utensil with multiple sides.

This Minecraft Parkour Map is a double sided spoon.

double sided spoon by JavaScriptsMyBabe November 19, 2018

Peanut Butter Spoon 

A dull weapon snuck into prison while hidden in ones ass..

“Whatcha go there buddy? “

“Peanut Butter Spoon.”
(Stabs)

Peanut Butter Spoon by JackFromKansasCity September 18, 2020

Bach's spoon

“The most literal answer is the best”

Bach’s spoon is much like occams razor “the simplest answer is the best”. As he pulls out a big spoon as a witty reply to his friends comment “only a spoonful”. Bach acknowledges that a “spoonful” is only an abstract form of measurement therefore he subverts expectations by pulling out a large spoon. This spoon being full would drain the contents of the tub of ice cream due to its size. Bach can only come to this answer by pushing “spoonful” to its most literal definition. His friends language makes it so that Bach is able to exploit the agreement without voiding the terms of “a spoonful". Therefore making the most literal answer the best one.

"My doctor said I should limit myself to one cup of coffee a day so I employed the principle of Bach's spoon and bought a 32 ounce coffee cup".

Bach's spoon by xucez December 2, 2020