by Escriben March 28, 2020
Get the Southern Spooningmug. We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011
Get the Awkward Spoonmug. Someone who is absolutely retarded when it comes to playing rocket league. Is also probably morbidly obese, with dorito crumbs stuck in their flabby rolls. Their moms wish they would have gave head on the night of conception, or aborted hard.
by Bulk Slabhuge March 25, 2022
Get the Spoon eatermug. When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
by k. jordan February 25, 2009
Get the Short spooningmug. by Attorney@lawl October 10, 2015
Get the spoon materialmug. by Mintynachos September 22, 2017
Get the spoon tubamug. I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.
by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016
Get the Spoon bagmug.